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Most middle-aged virgin opened her secret to the world on the eve of her 105 anniversary. By the way the secret of her longevity, is believed to be the lack of sex. Her name is Clara Midmur. Clara says that she was a business lady and she did not have a minute of free time. She says she does not regret that her whole life she never had a serious relationship, not regret that never in her life in love, but on the question if she is not afraid to grow old alone, she wept and Clara did not answer. Valentina

Once a woman went to the pet store to buy her husband a gift on the 23^rd of February, she decided that is must be an animal.  But everything that she likes was too expensive . Then she went to the dealer and asked to help her to find something cheaper.
– Well, - said the seller - I can recommend you great giant frogs. They are quiet, friendly, and tell you in secret, they are trained to do pleasant things for men! We have sold 30 frogs already.  - That’s great! - Said the woman - I’ll take it.
And thought to herself: “If this is true, then I finally get rid
from this tedious duty. ”
At home, she was presented with a gift to her husband and told
him about the outstanding capabilities of frog. But he did not believe her and is wrapped all in jest … In the middle of the night the woman was awakened by a clatter of pots and pans. She rushed to the kitchen and saw that the husband and the frog study a book about tasty and healthy food.
- What are you doing here in the night? - She asked.
- If the frog will also learn to cook, - said the husband with glowing eyes - You will leave the house! Valentina

He answered: “A human. At first, he sacrifices his health to make money. Then he spends the money torestore health. At the same time he is so worried about his future, that will never enjoy the present. As a result, he does not live in neither the present nor the future. He lives as if he will never die, and dying regrets that he had never lived.” Valentina

To tell you honestly i’am not really very good at fishing but i very much like to look while men fish) It is very interesting as i think… I can look at it for hours! Even in the childhood when my grandfather took me to the lake where he was fishing i often was just siting near him and looking while he fishes! And also i like very much to cook dishes from the fish! Would you like to taste one of them?  Valentina    
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